The snark of the week comes from Logan, in KY:
"What, you couldn't get Robert Jordan's autograph, too? C'mon."
My answer to you, good sir, is that the Gathering Storm is signed by RJ! So fie on your poorly formulated snark! Nonetheless, your snark is good for three entires, divisible if you so choose, for future contests on this here blog. I wish you the best of luck.
Keep the snark coming fellow nerds, god knows there are few occasions where being tactfully rude actually pays off.